Ogre's Club
Summons a baby ogre 'No other uses besides smashing.'
He's got a big stick and he doesn't know how to use it
5Dropped by
the pet
A Baby Ogre plods along behind you and contributes nothing, which is the whole joke. The reason to keep it equipped is the catch-up animation: when you get too far ahead or take off into the air, he grabs an Etherian Wyvern by the tail and gets hauled along after you instead of blinking to your side like most pets do.
getting one
Master Mode only, off the Ogre in the middle tier of the Old One's Army. That event is already worth repeating for the real gear, so treat the club as something that turns up while you farm rather than a reason to queue extra waves.
trivia
- The buff text is a gag about him being a pet and not a minion. He hauls the weapon around and has no idea what to do with it.