Ginger Beard

Cosmetic only, and it cannot take a modifier, so giving it a real accessory slot costs you a stat line for nothing. Put it in a social slot. On current versions it draws correctly under most helmets and alongside other face pieces, so you can keep it on without picking between it and your actual armor look.

It is one of a small group of items Re-Logic brought over from Pixel Piracy, another game they published. The rest of that set is the Pirate Staff, a sword called the Falcon Blade, and one painting.