Smoothie of Darkness

This is the Corruption's entry in the drink lineup, with a red counterpart on the Crimson side doing the same job for the same length of time. Every source of Well Fed gives the identical bonus, so there is no reason to hoard one over another. Drink whichever you have most of and keep the odd bottles for a bar build or a display case.

Because the timer is long, this is the buff to run while you are exploring or building. Save the stronger, shorter foods for the minutes right before a boss.

The line about joining the dark side is the old Star Wars meme, normally finished with an offer of cookies rather than smoothies.